MAPS TO THE STARS

From Malibu, we head to Beverly Hills.  The Heroine wants to see what all the fuss is about. But we start the drive, were Sunset Blvd ends. At the Pacific Ocean & Sunset. We take Sunset up into the hills and wind through Brentwood and into Beverly Hills. We  accidentally bump into a  “Map to the Stars” sales woman on the side of the road.  I think what the hell. "When in Rome right”? ... I buy the map and the lady leans into the window and points over to the driveway,  “ Right here is the house where Elvis lived and where Michael Jackson died” I’m thinking to myself, “ Ya right lady, you got the sale... just give me my damn map please.”   But just then…like one after another.  10 person convertible vans with tourists,  are pulling up beside THE MACHINE. They slowly drive by this mansion on the hill. Well... I guess the ex - heroine,  botox collision sales woman was right?…go figure! Like people feeding the monkey at the zoo, they gaze at houses. It’s weird, but I find myself slightly interested too. I have no idea why.  I must say that this part of LA is truly “elegant". On another planet “elegant”….CRAZY MONEY “elegant"….vintage money elegant….but grand none the less!…