THE HEROINES

The Lobster. Yes that’s right. It's the name of the restaurant. It’s located just as you are about to step onto the Santa Monica peer. But at this point, I’m sick of walking. The Heroine is now complaining that she has blisters on her skinny little toes. The director’s hang over,  is a full blown raging lion gone mad,  and a greasy burger and a cold pint is the only thing that will sedate the monster. There’s no place better……. "THE LOBSTER…REALLY????  YES!...The Lobster I say!

We step inside, and into the luxury of a $15 dollar burger at a freakin Lobster Joint.  We look at each other. No turning back now. The director requests a table with a view. Placed in the best seat in the house,  we can gaze out to the ocean and watch the merry go round and farris wheel on the pier. Very dreamy and hypnotically distracting. Stay focused man!!…you need food!!  Celebrity sightings is much like fishing. You have to put your line in the water and you'll never know what you’ll catch. But this time I was reeling in the mother fish. The LA gourmet burgers arrive. The frosty mug of red amber ale,  has now slayed the lion. I look up and over the shoulder of the Heroine. "DAMN BABY!…is that….????”  YES IT IS!….it’s the ex wife of my favourite classic actor JACK.  (The actor who’s wearing the football helmut on the motorcycle in the video posted below)

…It’s Angelica Huston…..she’s sitting next to us, but I’ll bet she dosnt have a hangover. The Heroine, (and now the other more tired looking Heroine)  smile pleasantly at each other as they pass  in the isle on the way to the lavatory. …CUT TO THE MACHINE